Archive for the 'Absurd' Category

Meeting Up With Internet Dates Can Be Dangerous

Monday, August 13th, 2007

WeddingHere at the Chad’s News Command Center, we’ve heard quite a few stories about online lovers finally taking the plunge and meeting in person for the first time—usually to dismal results. And while the man in the linked article is an extreme case, it pays to be careful with any romantic prospect that you meet on the internet. I’ve heard of mothers sending pictures of their college-age daughters and claiming them to be their own pictures. And don’t believe anyone who says they’re a minor—most likely it will be some sort of law enforcement official working a sting operation to catch child molesters.

Link: http://www.smh.com.au/…
(via Kim Komando)

Unions Are Outsourcing Picketers

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

AbsurdHere at Chad’s News, we don’t give out the “Absurd” label for just anything. No—you have to work hard to get it. And this story definitely fits the bill. Locals of the United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America union are having a difficult time finding members to perform picketing duties, so they’re hiring homeless people to do it instead.

Link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/…
(via Stephen Colbert)

Astronomical Parking Rates

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

AbsurdI thought the condo I once bought was overpriced. Little did I know…

Link: http://www.nytimes.com/…
(via digg)

To Avoid Conflict, Teachers Forgo Holocaust And Crusades

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

AbsurdSome schools in the UK are dropping the Holocaust from their curricula because they fear the lessons may offend Muslim students. Additionally, they’ve removed the crusades because those lessons contradict what is taught in the Islamic mosques.

I’m speechless…

Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…
(via Slashdot)

Click Here To Install Virus

Monday, May 28th, 2007

Virus AdA man named Didier Stevens put up an advertisement on Google for 6 months and got an amazing 409 clicks. Now most people wouldn’t consider 409 clicks out of 260,000 page views to be significant, but the ad said, “Is your PC virus-free? Get it infected here!”

Link #1: http://didierstevens.wordpress.com/…

Link #2: http://today.reuters.com/…

Selling A Used CD? Prepare To Get Fingerprinted.

Monday, May 14th, 2007

DiscFrom the article: “In Florida, Utah, and soon in Rhode Island and Wisconsin, selling your used CDs to the local record joint will be more scrutinized than then getting a driver’s license in those states.” For example, in Florida, the CD store is required to copy your identification and take your fingerprint. Just to sell a used CD?!? I think the author of the linked article hit it on the head when he suspects the music industry of being a force behind these laws.

Link: http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/…

How To Be a Virgin Bride

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

WeddingWomen in France who come from families with Muslim values are feeling the pressure to be virgins when they marry. But what do you do when you’re not one? Just go to the doctor and have your hymen sewn back together.

Link: http://today.reuters.com/…
(via digg)

Banning Dihydrogen Monoxide

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

RecyclePenn and Teller played a joke on some environmentalists, getting them to sign a petition demanding that dihydrogen monoxide be banned. Dihydrogen monoxide is more commonly called water.

Thanks to Burt for this link.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/…

Wal*Mart Rolls Back Price by 0.3%

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

AbsurdThe picture tells all. (The discount is $1.24.)

Link: http://www.consumerist.com/…

Why Cut Off a Perfectly Good Leg?

Friday, February 9th, 2007

AbsurdA disturbing first-person account of someone with body identity integrity disorder (BIID). I’ve heard of this before but the article makes it more understandable.

Link: http://society.guardian.co.uk/…

Man Loses Wife In Card Game

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

DivorceMan bets wife in poker game and loses. Wife finds out, gets angry at man, and divorces him. Just to spite him, she starts dating the “winner.” The winner turns out to be better husband material, so she marries him. Guess you shouldn’t bet what you aren’t prepared to lose.

Link: http://www.metro.co.uk/…
(via digg)

2006 Darwin Awards

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

AbsurdThe 2006 Darwin Awards are out. Taking the top prize were two college students who suffocated inside a large, helium-filled balloon (repeat after me, “helium is not oxygen”). Runner-ups were (1) an electrician who used copper wire to fly a kite, which subsequently touched a power line, and (2) a man who used a sledgehammer to take apart a rocket-propelled grenade.

Link: http://www.dailykos.com/…